The Empire of Obscene Power is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 8.321 billion Obscene Powerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Obscene Powerian economy, worth 403 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,467 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obscene Power's national animal is the eagle.

Obscene Power is ranked 130,777^th in the world and 5,051^st in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.